Whip Smart by *x23x


WAIT, THIS IS ART. 

Whip Smart by *x23x

WAIT, THIS IS ART. 

Actual Criminal Moriarty

  • You’re walking ‘round the pool
  • There’s no one around,
  • And your pink phone is dead.
  • Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
  • Moriarty.
  • He’s staring at you
  • About 30 feet away.
  • He looks at you, he gives you a wicked grin.
  • This is your first encounter.
  • Moriarty.
  • You’re sitting in your cab,
  • But you’re look at the screen..
  • He’s almost upon you now
  • And you can see that evil grin on his face.
  • My god, that man’s everywhere!
  • Running for your life
  • (From Moriarty.)
  • He’s brandishing a plot.
  • (It’s Moriarty.)
  • Lurking in the shadows
  • Consulting criminal Moriarty.
  • Feeding of excitement,
  • (Moriarty.)
  • Looking for fun,
  • (Moriarty.)
  • Solving other’s problems
  • Actual criminal Moriarty.
  • Now it’s a new day and you seem to have lost him,
  • But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
  • Waiting for a madman,
  • You plot silently under pressure.
  • AHa! In your pocket,
  • A small vibration from your phone.
  • Hope!
  • Your hand nimbly picks it up,
  • It’s a text! But it’s from Moriarty!
  • Putting down your phone,
  • (Thinking, thinking.)
  • Walking up the staircase,
  • (Thinking, thinking.)
  • Now you’re on the rooftop,
  • Waiting for you, Moriarty.
  • Listening to the Bee Gees
  • (Moriarty)
  • But he stops as you enter,
  • (Moriarty.)
  • You’re walking up towards him.
  • Confronting criminal Moriarty.
  • Battle of wits with Moriarty,
  • Wrestling a gun from Moriarty
  • He points it at his brain stem,
  • Safe at last from Moriarty.
  • You jump down from the tall building,
  • Blood oozing from your wounded body.
  • But you have won.
  • You have beaten Moriarty.

Also I was inspecting the inside of my second hand Military boots only to find the name “Mor_n” scrawled on the inside.

I couldn’t make out the letter after R but I automatically registered it as: “Moran.” and I nearly pissed myself. 

My head canon is depending on who he happens to be shooting on that day Moran will listen to different music, everything from Chopin to Manson.

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Sherlock - ‘Breathing is Boring’

Sherlock - ‘Breathing is Boring’

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oooyooo:

— I wanted to see a male Molly Hooper to match the rest of the genderbended Sherlock gang!
I love Molly who standing timidly beside Sherlock in the series. And she often looks like a squirrel looking for nuts ^q^

oooyooo:

— I wanted to see a male Molly Hooper to match the rest of the genderbended Sherlock gang!

I love Molly who standing timidly beside Sherlock in the series. And she often looks like a squirrel looking for nuts ^q^

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OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!~

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DAMMIT MOFFAT. 

DAMMIT MOFFAT. 

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