Whip Smart by *x23x


WAIT, THIS IS ART. 

Whip Smart by *x23x

WAIT, THIS IS ART. 

Actual Criminal Moriarty

  • You’re walking ‘round the pool
  • There’s no one around,
  • And your pink phone is dead.
  • Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
  • Moriarty.
  • He’s staring at you
  • About 30 feet away.
  • He looks at you, he gives you a wicked grin.
  • This is your first encounter.
  • Moriarty.
  • You’re sitting in your cab,
  • But you’re look at the screen..
  • He’s almost upon you now
  • And you can see that evil grin on his face.
  • My god, that man’s everywhere!
  • Running for your life
  • (From Moriarty.)
  • He’s brandishing a plot.
  • (It’s Moriarty.)
  • Lurking in the shadows
  • Consulting criminal Moriarty.
  • Feeding of excitement,
  • (Moriarty.)
  • Looking for fun,
  • (Moriarty.)
  • Solving other’s problems
  • Actual criminal Moriarty.
  • Now it’s a new day and you seem to have lost him,
  • But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
  • Waiting for a madman,
  • You plot silently under pressure.
  • AHa! In your pocket,
  • A small vibration from your phone.
  • Hope!
  • Your hand nimbly picks it up,
  • It’s a text! But it’s from Moriarty!
  • Putting down your phone,
  • (Thinking, thinking.)
  • Walking up the staircase,
  • (Thinking, thinking.)
  • Now you’re on the rooftop,
  • Waiting for you, Moriarty.
  • Listening to the Bee Gees
  • (Moriarty)
  • But he stops as you enter,
  • (Moriarty.)
  • You’re walking up towards him.
  • Confronting criminal Moriarty.
  • Battle of wits with Moriarty,
  • Wrestling a gun from Moriarty
  • He points it at his brain stem,
  • Safe at last from Moriarty.
  • You jump down from the tall building,
  • Blood oozing from your wounded body.
  • But you have won.
  • You have beaten Moriarty.

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Sherlock - ‘Breathing is Boring’

Sherlock - ‘Breathing is Boring’

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oooyooo:

— I wanted to see a male Molly Hooper to match the rest of the genderbended Sherlock gang!
I love Molly who standing timidly beside Sherlock in the series. And she often looks like a squirrel looking for nuts ^q^

oooyooo:

— I wanted to see a male Molly Hooper to match the rest of the genderbended Sherlock gang!

I love Molly who standing timidly beside Sherlock in the series. And she often looks like a squirrel looking for nuts ^q^

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DAMMIT MOFFAT. 

DAMMIT MOFFAT. 

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F*** you I won a BAFTA. 

iantofish-moriartyspider:

evawrites:

geniusbee:

Best Friend: Lestrade (YES) 

Crush on you: Mycroft (CREEP)

First Kiss: Mrs. Hudson (WELL)

Lover: Moriarty (OK)

Dislikes you: Irene (FINE)

Cockblocked by: Molly (AW) 

I must’ve done something wrong…

they’re all Mrs. Hudson…?

Best Friend: Moriarty (YES) 

Crush on you: Mrs. Hudson (O.O)

First Kiss: John (>.>)

Lover: Moriarty (YAAAAY)

Dislikes you: Moriarty (D:)

Cockblocked by: Lestrade (*snort*)

Crush on you: Moriarty

Bestfriend: Moriarty 

First Kiss: Sherlock (OH PLOT TWIST) 

Lover: Moriarty 

Dislikes you: Mycroft 

Cock blocked  by:…MOLLY?!

Well, now that we’ve established i’m Jims bro, we can all rest well this evening. 

sirarthurconandoilies:

capaow:

macpye:

dasdeutschtard:

doctor-john:

hecklock:

doublefantasies:

holding-on-lettingo:

silvermoonlightserenade:

HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THIS?!!?

I AM VERY MUCH SO FREAKING OUT.

Matt Smith, Christopher Eccleston, and Hugh Laurie all playing in Sherlock! It couldn’t get much better than this.

gillam123. i see :D:D

ijikjnknknjoijoi

RORY’S ALL GROWN UP. ; W ;

can this be real.

iufhaerher please

this makes me happy

Hugh as daddy holmes is perfect, I was already thinking that.

But this looks like a fan-cast

I just want this to be real though.

Except Craig Parkinson needs to be Moran.

Excuse me, but who is this “Gilliam 123” that they know this? The episodes are still being written, nothing has been cast save the obviously recurring characters.

Wait. WHAT.

Guys, this is just a fancast not the actual casting. You can create your own kinds of lists on IMDB.

HOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCK

MY GOD, Hugh Laurie and then Sherlock and then Matt smith and YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss